Charlie Stop-It has been very well behaved for the last day and a half …
LURA: Why are you being so good? You’re making me nervous. What are you up to?
CHARLIE: Remember Thursday when you had company and I was a complete horse’s ass?
LURA: Of course, I’m still mortified.
CHARLIE: Well that was exhausting, I need to rest up. Give me a couple of days and I promise I’ll do something truly rotten, ok?
LURA: Something that requires me to get out the vinegar sprayer?
CHARLIE: Oh absolutely, you can count on me!
LURA (giving Charlie a rub behind the ears): That’s my boy.