Ginger Houdini
We had an adventurous Sunday. Ginger got out of the outdoor play pen. Twice. Last night, in the dark. She saw the situation differently than the rest of us …
LURA: Found her!
TIM: Where are you?
LURA: Way in the back in–ouch!– the brush!
GINGER: Come on back, it smells like rabbit butt in here!!!
LURA: Ok, Ginger, fun’s over, it’s time to–OUCH!, stupid blackberries–go home.
CHARLIE (looking worried): You scared us, Ginger, and you didn’t even make the hole in the fence big enough for me to get through.
GINGER: Ok, but wait, smell this over here!
LURA: No, we are going inside, it’s dark and this is the second time I’ve had to crawl into a brier patch after you today.
TIM: Good tracking, Mom.
LURA: Yeah, that will be helpful if I ever decide to take up treeing coons.
TIM: How did she get out this time? I drove another post at the gate so we didn’t have a repeat of this morning.
LURA: Peeled up the fence in the back. New rule: Ginger Houdini is not allowed to be loose in the play pen.
GINGER: Houdini! That’s a very respectable nickname! Charlie! I’m a Houdini! Wait! Smell over here! Squirrel!
CHARLIE (prancing nicely on his leash): Yeah, and you know what else? Tonight, I’M the Good Dog! Ha, ha, ha!